If you’re having trouble meeting someone, maybe you should be like DANITY KANE’s AUBREY O’DAY, who recently said she’s “looking for incredible passion and honest love, and if that’s with a girl, a guy, a guy that dresses like a girl, a girl that dresses like a guy, whatever the options are on the table, all I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.”  How about a girl who used to be a guy, but continues dressing like a guy, with a fetish for CLOWN SHOES? 

The 2009 COLORADO FIREFIGHTERS CALENDER debuts tomorrow night at BETA night club.  BOULDER’s own ROBERT BOGGESS made the cover.  Make all the jokes ya want about fire hoses, but proceeds benefit the CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL BURN CENTER! 

WHEATRIDGE police are looking for a guy about 5’10, thin, age 60, who rides a black or grey mountain bike with a handlebar pack and bright colored water bottle … he broke down the door of a home, threatened a woman, took cash and jewelry, and rode away.  Police warn he r-e-a-l-l-y STINKS!  Maybe ya could bring him down with a can of LYSOL! 

Good luck to FT. CARSON’s 2nd Bigade Combat Team of the Army’s 4th Infantry as they prepare for a one year tour in IRAQ.  Most have already served there.  Some will be on their 4th tour.  Come home safe!   

MATT DAMON and BEN AFFLECK will be here for the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION, and Monday they’ll be at the club house on DELGANY ST. from 4-8 for a $100 per person fundraiser for “LEADER’S CHALLENGE”, a group that helps Colorado’s youth develop leadership skills.  You might find them later at SHOTGUN WILLIES, celebrating a night away from diapers!

That’s “Today’s Shiz”!  Same old shiz, just another role of tp … from bp!   

The other driver finally got his ticket for running the red light, but SHIA LABEOUF still faces DUI charges! “ENTOURAGE” star ADRIAN GRENIER (GREN-YEAH) says no matter what happens, he’ll give him a job on his show. 

“THE OFFICE” star CRAIG ROBINSON, who plays “DARRYL” has plea bargained guilty for ECSTASY possession and will have to do an 18 month drug counseling program. If that goes well, the conviction will be removed from his record.  Then he can buy some more! 

GWEN STEFANI is in LA’s CIDAR SINAI HOSPITAL, recovering from giving birth to her second son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale!  No doubt! 

DMX is getting his own reality show!  See what happens when you break the law, go to jail, and keep getting arrrested!  I gotta find some trouble:). 

JOE JONAS of the JONAS BROTHERS hasn’t been in regular school for a long time, and with tutoring, he’s finished high school.  Last night he was given a cap, gown and diploma in Atlanta.  Now JOE and KEVIN will have to make sure NICK earns his too! 

MTV’S TIA TEQUILA’s and gf COURTANAY SEMEL were leaving a LAS VEGAS club last night, when COURTANAY decided slapping a security guard on the back of the head would be fun! The guard didn’t think so! Police cited COURTANAY for BATTERY!  Maybe she’ll try that with the judge?  TMZ better be there! 

I’m Blake Powers and that’s “HOLLYWOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TODAY”!  Listen for it, weekdays 5:25ish (excluding movie review days).

Another lite day of “shiz”! … maybe the cloudy weather had ya down. 

Today I had (2) FREE GAS WINNERS!  If you haven’t registered, see www.onefmnation.com and quickly learn how! 

Kudos to COLORADO SPRINGS homeboy, Olympic wrestler HENRY CEJUDO on earning Gold in the 55kilogram freestyle competition! 

A VIRGINA father was so pissed with his kids playing video games all the time, he nailed their Xbox 360 to a tree!  Knowing how resourceful some kids are, they probably grabbed an extension cord and took the tv … to the tree. 

That’s “Today’s Shiz”!  Same old shiz, just another role of tp … from bp!

BRAD PITT’s phone has been buzzin’ with “what’s wrong with me calls” from JENNIFER ANISTON.  Gotta wonder how ANGELINA feels about that! 

PETER JACKSON, FRAN WALSH and PHILLIPA BOYANS worked together in writing “THE LORD OF THE RINGS” trilogy, and will do the same for … “THE HOBBIT“.  Two movies will be done back to back, with releases planned for 2011 and 2012. 

ICE CUBE says the reason he took the role of an uncle who encourages a niece into football in the upcoming movie “THE LONG SHOTS”, is that a lot of his fans … have kids! … and he wants to reach them too!  Smart move! 

After photographers put her body down, “GHOST WHISPERER” star JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT has spent the last few months toning up!  She recently said, “I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer, because there will be that one day in your twenties when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg.”  Yeah, if you drop it there! 

MALAYSIA has decided AVRIL LAVIGNE doesn’t meet their moral requirements, and instead of performing near their independence day, she can reapply for another date.  Plus, her clothing line in KOHL’s isn’t selling and prices have been cut.  Again, you need the money!  Rebook it, and if you’re a pro, you can adjust the show and win them over! 

I’m Blake Powers and that’s “HOLLYWOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TODAY”!  Listen for it, weekdays 5:25ish (excluding movie review days).

A lite day of ’shiz’ …

COLORADO is still the thinnest state in the country, but getting fatter for the 2nd straight year.  Blame part of that on the economy, donuts, fast food, and the availability of fashionable big-ass pants! 

The DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION is next week, and if plan to drive downtown, be prepared!  Check today’s DENVER POST LIFESTYLE section, “DNC SURVIVAL GUIDE”.  Makes ya feel like you’ll need to wear camouflage if you’re anywhere near the capital! 

Two winning POWERBALL tickets are out there!  One, was sold at the Littleton - Littleton Blvd - KING SOOPERS location.  The other, at 7-ELEVEN at US HIGHWAY 40 & COUNTY RD. 129 in STEAMBOAT SPRINGS.  Pay off a loan!  Buy a house!  Vacation at a nudist colony! 

OLYMPIC swimming record holder MICHAEL PHELPS is rumored to soon be tapping $40-100million in endorsement fees, plus is already supposedly tapping Olympic swimmer AMANDA BEARD.  Guess with 8 Gold Medals, you can pretty much ‘tap’ whatcha want! 

That’s “Today’s Shiz”!  Same old shiz, just another role of tp … from bp!

US swimmer MICHAEL PHELPS is so hot, PRESIDENT BUSH congratulated him!  Guess with waggin’ that much gold, he’ll have to pay more for his carry-on bags! 

Today I read about a new personal information USB drive safe with numeric keypad and encryption for holding all of your personal business information, called THE TAKE PERSONAL POCKET SAFE … check today’s DENVER POST, page 17A.  Looks like a good idea! 

Here’s a good question?  How is the $25 - $200 pet littering fine determined?  Does it depend on the size of shiz your pet leaves?  If so, good to have a chihuahua! … 

Hi to the GUITAR CENTER – COUNTY LINE RD. and I-25, as they remodel.  Went by this weekend, played a few off key chords on some Les Pauls and Gretch guitars, and stopped before I drove everyone outta the store! 

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. was recently interviewed by moviehole.net and when the subject of “THE DARK KNIGHT” came up, he said, “I feel like I’m dumb because I feel like I don’t get how many things that are so smart.”  A little later he said, ‘”I get it. This is so high brow and so f–king smart, I clearly need a college education to understand this movie.’” You know what?  F-ck DC comics.  That’s all I have to say and that’s where I’m really coming from.”  In conclusion he said, “You know, you’re never too old to burn your bridges because I believe I have offended everyone,” he said, laughingly. “I think I’ve got a couple more. ‘I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it’ is my favorite phrase I’ve ever coined.” Can’t wait to hear what it’s like around the negotiating table when IRON MAN, THE HULK and others discuss their supposed upcoming collaboration!

“HARRY POTTER” star DANIEL RADCLIFFE has admitted to having mild DYSPRAXIA … which is difficulty in planning and executing motor skills, such as tying your shoe strings, brushing your teeth, or even writing your name.  Just proves he hasn’t let this stop him in life.  

“PINEAPPLE EXPRESS” star JAMES FRANCO has gone from grass … to GUCCI! … and is now the new face of GUCCI’s men fragrance.  Now he can really afford to light up a quality fatty!

“THE ROCKER” star CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, will speak out on tomorrow’s GOOD MORNING AMERICA about beginning her battle with breast cancer.  Hope her a fast and full recovery. 

HILLARY DUFF and bf/hockey player MIKE COMRIE were seen leaving a restaurant this weekend … and ‘she’ was wearing some major bling on her engagement finger, which she made sure paparazzi noticed! 

AVRIL LAVIGNE is having enough troubles filling concert venues, and now KUALA LUMPUR – MALAYSIA, which has a very large MUSLIM population, is concerned about her possibly breaking their decency standards.  AVRIL needs the gig and with over 7million people there, grow that fan base and get that money, girl!

TYRA BANKS taped an episode last week, saluting black models of the past, present and future, but kept her studio audience waiting (2) hours, while she snacked and chatted behind the scenes with the crew. When she finally began taping, she immediately hit her cue-cards, without apologizing to the audience.  She barely interviewed her guests, and focused on her modeling past.  To end the show, TYRA took the audience outside to release black balloons, which didn’t go well, because it wasn’t organized, and people trampled over the press and almost over 2 small girls.  Good editing will make sure you won’t see much of what really took place. 

If you’re having a b’day, so is

“SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” star ANDY SAMBERG - 30

“THE COSBY SHOW” star MALCOLM JAMAL WARNER – 38

EDWARD NORTON – 39

CHRISTIAN SLATER– 39

“THE DARK KNIGHT” star CHRISTIAN BALE may have a chance to wipe away his recent family assault charge. Prosecutors have asked he be “cautioned”, versus charged.  He’d have to admit guilt to get off that way. Insiders say his mom and sister asked him for over $200,000 and they supposedly said some rough things about him … and his wife! Calling the cops on him will definitely get the check wrote! 

JENNIFER ANISTON has dumped JOHN MAYER for cheating! He was seen yesterday hiding from paparazzi, instead of his usual bring-it-on face.  Seems he told a cocktail waitress and a Promotions Assistant of his tour, that “Your Body’s A Wonderland”.  Now JENNIFER is changing the words to his song “WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO CHANGE” to “WAITING TO EXCHANGE YOU”.  She already has friends, trying to find her dates. Have some chocolate!  You’ll feel temporarily better. 

The “NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.” franchise is planning to grow. This time, with “SLING BLADE” star BILLY BOB THORNTON putting on the bladed fingers! “Hmm! I sure could use me some biscuits! I can cut em open with these!” 

JENNIFER LOPEZ will throw a party for the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION, WED. the 27th at the DENVER ART MUSEUM.  No word if husband MARK “SKELETOR” ANTHONY will be here.  Tonight, the DENVER BRONCOS CHEERLEADERS 2009 release party is 6-9 at INVESCO FIELD.  Airbrushing makes money. 

If you’re having a b’day, so is:

“THAT 70s SHOW” star MILA KUNIS - 35

“UHGLY BETTY” star CHRISTOPHER CORHAM - 34

“JAG” star KATHERINE BELL - 40

HALLE BERRY - 42

KEANU REEVES was seen over the weekend in L.A. riding a motorcycle with British TV personality TRINNY WOODALL holding on! KEANU’s next movie is titled, “THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL”, which will probably be the day he decides to settle down. 

Over the weekend, “HEROES” star HAYDEN PANETTIERE’s boyfriend ran over a paparazzi, her PORCHE CAYENNE was scratched, and her dad ALAN was arrested at 3am today for allegedly hitting her mother LESLIE in the face after accusing her of being a little too friendly with another guy at a Hollywood party last night.  Both had been drinkin’! 

If you’re a fan of ABC’s “LOST”, might be interesting for you to know that most of the cast earns between $80-$90,000 per episode.  However MATHEW FOX and EVANGELINE LILLY are asking for $150,000 per episode?  Maybe ABC will tell them to get “LOST”? 

US OLYMPIC SWIMMER – MICHAEL PHELPS has won (2) GOLD, with (6) more possible!  All that water and chlorine has gotta cause some shrinkage!

“IRON MAN” star ROBERT DOWNEY JR. will next be seen in the action/comedy “TROPIC THUNDER”, which advance screeners are givin’ major hi-fives to!  Starts Wednesday!  Next up for DOWNEY, “SHERLOCK HOLMES”, which goes into production in October. 

Previously I told ya that QUENTIN TARANTINO was trying to get BRAD PITT for his upcoming WWII movie, “INGLORIOUS BASTARDS” … and he has! 

Former AMERICAN IDOL star CLAY AIKEN’s new in vitro son PARKER has arrived! 

“THE HILLS” semi-star LAUREN CONRAD was at BLOOMINGDALES emceeing a fashion show … hers! … which bombed!  With only (2) models and no-cue cards, she soon ran out of stuff to say, and even referred to some of her own clothes saying, “there’s … this”.  Dontcha just wanna rush out to buy some of dat? 

P-DIDDY continues making big benjamins, and his new fragrance “I AM KING” is estimated to hit $100mil on it’s first distribution, in Feb.  He actually said, “I AM KING is all about me.  We are all descendents of royalty … and if we carry ourselves and respect ourselves in that manner and believe in ourselves, then we all are kings.”  Hmm?  My dad was blue collar, and liked his beer once in awhile … and I’m proud of him.  No royalty in my bloodline.  Maybe yours.  If so, cool! 

If you’re having a b’day, so is:

“UGHLY BETTY” star MICHAEL URIE - 28

“THE PARKERS” and “MOESHSA” star COUNTESS VAUGHN - 30

98 DEGREES member DREW LACHEY - 32

N-SYNC member J.C. CHASEZ - 32